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Open Letter to Lecrae on Racial Reconciliation

Dear Lecrae,

I know you’re deeply committed to racial reconciliation, and I was intrigued when I saw on Twitter the other day that you were offering financial assistance to help any student at the University of Virginia transfer to another college if they felt “unsafe” after the Unite the Right rally on August 12th.

However, only three students took you up on your generous offer, so I’m thinking you probably have a lot of cash left over.  As America’s most popular Reformed hip hop artist, I know you make a lot of money putting out Christian hits like Blessings, where you teamed up with Ty Dolla $ign, who’s known for deeply spiritual lyrics on his other songs like these:

Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?

You can ride my face until you’re drippin’ ***

Can you lick the tip then throat the d*** or nah?

Can you let me stretch that p***y out or nah?

 

Probably got a lot of other bitches owe you favors

P***y so good, I had to save that sh*t for later

Took her to the kitchen, f***ed her right there on the table

She repping XO to the death, I’m tryna make these bitches sweat

I’m tryna keep that p***y wet, I’m tryna f*** her and her friends

You call the man who writes and performs this stuff your brother.

Now, I’ll confess, I don’t completely understand all this racial reconciliation stuff, but after learning that you hired the guy who wrote the above lyrics to co-star on your recent Blessings song and video, and that you call him your brother, I can see why Doug Wilson calls you “prophetic” for your bold stand against misogyny in hip hop!

And right after teaming up with Ty Dolla $ign on your record, you turned around and denounced some white professors at a Baptist seminary for posing with their baseball caps turned sideways.

I mean, obviously, you and your bro Ty Dolla $ign are all about the holiness!

Prophetic?  You’re a regular Elijah!

Anyway, I know you’re busy, but if you could take some time away from your prayer, Bible study, and listening to vile pornographic hip hop to find your next co-prophet, I’d like to suggest some ways you could spend some of that money that was left over when only three UVa students took you up on your offer.  Since you’re so all-fired concerned about people being safe, and you’re big into that whole racial reconciliation business, here are some ways you could use your money to both make people feel safer, and promote racial reconciliation at the same time. See, the racial reconciliation part comes in because one of the main reasons white people don’t want to live around blacks is because your people are so violent and sadistic.  Yes, I know it’s racist to be aware of the astronomical rates of violent criminality among blacks, and white people shouldn’t be so hateful, but it is what it is.  So how about sending out some tweets along these lines?

If you’re a black female welder in Houston, and you’re thinking of getting drunk and torturing a 12 year old white boy to death with a blowtorch, DM me.  I’ll pay you not to do it, plus, I’m pretty sure I can talk John Piper into adopting you.

Here’s another one:

If you and your three woke black friends are thinking about committing a home invasion at the home of some 83 year old white bitch, robbing her, beating her, and then setting her on fire, hit me up before you go through with it.  I know you probably just need some cash, and I’ll front you some until America repents and we get our reparations on.  Plus, you’re probably not in the best home environment, and I’m pretty sure my good friend Dr. Russell Moore has got some spare room in his mansion in the lily-white Nashville suburb of Brentwood.

And finally:

If you and several of your oppressed friends of color are thinking of abducting a young white couple, repeatedly sodomizing the white punk with a foreign object, then binding, gagging and blindfolding him, shooting him in the head, setting him on fire, then raping and torturing the white bitch for hours, beating her, pouring bleach down her throat, stuffing her in a garbage bag and putting her in a trash can to suffocate to death, I’d respectfully ask you to hold up, my brotha.  That’s a bit too much racial reconciliation all at once, and white folks might start getting nervous.  So let me write you and your friends a check, and I’ll talk to Jemar Tisby.  We’ll probably be able get you all jobs with the African American Leadership Initiative at Reformed Theological Seminary in Jackson.

So, how ‘bout it, Lecrae?  Because I know you’re all about “safety” and the racial reconciliation. Plus, Doug Wilson says you’re all prophetic and sh*t!

— Glastonbury

Glastonbury lives among the radical Anabaptists near Shipshewana, Indiana. It's not a very vibrant community, but he likes it just fine.

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