This year’s Kinist of the Year Award goes to Lamont English. Of course, Lamont isn’t his Christian name. He changed it to Lamont as an homage to that Afrocentric television character Lamont Sanford, aka Dummy.
However, even the surname English is a slave name, so “we’ve come a long way, but we still have a long way to go.” Word is, though, Lamont may change his last name to Calrissian as a nod to the first brotha in space, Lando Calrissian; a fine purveyor of malt beverage, besides.
Now, we are familiar with the OPC church Lamont was attending in the header photo. It’s all but entirely White, and the majority there profess themselves thoroughly ‘colorblind.’ So when this melanated monarch breezes in decked in militant Black Power regalia, ghetto ball cap screwed on backwards, and footwear the color of a baboon’s butt, it surely bothered all those button-down Saltine Americans who so studiously trained themselves to ignore racial differences. Because Kid Dynomite meant to force them to notice his color. Which is the same thing, to their minds, as compelling them to sin. Because they have been scourged to cognitive dissonance, they believe noticing race is unfair prejudice. So removing the option of overlooking race, Lamont forced them to become racists.
Of course, that’s not at all the way Lamont sees it. As a proud pigmented prince, he subscribes to Critical Race Theory (CRT); which is a highfalutin way of saying “all White people are racist, only White people can be racist, and they must be intimidated into a life of perpetual penance and subordination to the Afro-Aristocracy.” And any White who refuses to acknowledge himself inferior in this way to all people of pigment is, according to CRT, the most malicious category of White Supremacist, and the zenith of evil. Because ‘colorblindness’ is but the embrace of White standards as normative for all. And homey don’t play dat.
Here’s to Lamont — this melanin monarch really knows how to run game on them soft-hearted Saltines. He knows if on the one hand he demands to be treated equal without association to Black folks, their criminal culture, and behavior, White folks have to subscribe to ‘colorblindness;’ which Lamont and the tan klan deem ‘White Supremacy’ nonetheless; and in spite of which, he and his demand special treatment by Whites. Sure, it’s total hypocrisy, but you gotta admit, when it comes to guilt-manipulation, the brotha’s got game.
I mean, after acquiring a White warbride on the grounds that we’re supposedly all the same, implicitly shaming the girl into the alternative lifestyle of miscegenation and her family line into a terminal social experiment, this long-leg mack-daddy has the audacity to strut the central nave of the girl’s White church dressed like he just came from a BLM riot, just daring the girl’s father, or any extra salty Saltine, to knock the chip off his shoulder. Or call him out on his hypocrisy. Or look at him funny. Or avoid eye contact. Whatever.
But no matter their reaction, he’ll only condemn them the more as ‘White Supremacists’ for it. The fact that an elder sacrificed his own daughter on this altar of Black ego proves they will grovel to meet his every ultimatum. But it will never be enough. This pigmented potentate has the OPC in full blown Stockholm Syndrome. Straight up gangsta. *fist pump*
And realize, if a White parishioner walked into that same church sporting an equivalent “Pro-White” shirt, Confederate kepi, and jackboots he would most certainly not be treated equally. Not only would that lily White elder board and other genteel members of the congregation confront him, they would bring him up on heresy charges faster than you could say “mayonnaise.”
What Dolemite and the Whites he’s targeting have in common is a zeitgeist that dictates that all other breeds are at liberty to seek the good of their own while White people are uniquely disallowed the same essential right. Because we all know how those people are. Even though it presupposes hyper-agency on the part of Whites, and therefore our superiority in some sense, they are collectively committed to handicapping Whites by treating us as uniquely inferior. In their worldview it is precisely the White man’s superiority which warrants his being made inferior. This has become the ubiquitous and unspoken doctrine in the churches, overriding all else.
And the White folks who abide by this convoluted new orthodoxy are happy to continue socially promoting non-Whites over themselves under the auspices of ‘colorblindness’. That is, if not for the antics of actual minorities like Lamont rubbing their noses in the hypocrisy of it. But Lamont is sharing the good news of CRT that the ‘colorblind’ standard of justice is merely White Supremacy, and that they can be rescued from it only by recognizing the inherent and perpetual inferiority of Whites and enforcing it with extreme prejudice. This pigmented potentate is putting the Cultural Mandate in action, y’all!
Yes, guilt-tripping Whites both for noticing, and not noticing race, gloating over his defilement of White maidenhood, imputing to White people a special moral-metaphysical inferiority for the crime of actually maintaining higher virtue than other races — it’s all part and parcel of the gospel of CRT.
Don’t believe me? Swing on through the good Afrologian’s Facebook or Twitter accounts. The majority of his posts are hexes on the White Reformed Church. Sometimes he even drops his troof bombs freestyle via vlog: things like how all White Evangelical and Reformed churches are “consumed with White Supremacy,” how the Black Church is so much purer, how Jonathan Edwards’s slaveholding precludes him from being a true Christian, but Barack Obama’s pro-infanticide position doesn’t rule him out as a true believer. Never mind the little matters of Edwards’s orthodoxy or Obama’s heresy. The noetic Nubian even comes right out and says Whites have a categorical duty to shut up and receive dictation from Blacks in silence; and that any Saltine uppity enough to question how servitude under Nubian nobility fits into Christianity isn’t really a Christian. It may be total nonsense, but it sure is woke, fam.
Okay, maybe he’s not exactly a Kinist given his miscegenation, or his Liberationist and Black Supremacist views, but he is pressing many White Christians out of their ‘colorblind’ delusion. And God is using him to demonstrate the necessary consequences of empowering a foreign race within our bounds. The White men of that OPC congregation are reaping what they have sown in this respect, and it is a bitter harvest. At the risk of a touch of schadenfreude, I think we can all toast to that.
Besides, we needed at least one Affirmative Action nominee.
So in collaboration with the Kerygma Association of Negroes with Greater Zeal (KANGZ) We here at Faith & Heritage are proud to present Lamont English with the Kinist of the Year Award — for distinguished service in the cause of Kinism. Here’s to you, Lamont!
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